Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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