I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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