Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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