kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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