If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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