just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
God I need to hump something, right now.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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