You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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