I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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