You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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