i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's never too late to be topless.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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