I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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