I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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