Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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