Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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