Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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