i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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