Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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