Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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