she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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