Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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