And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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