I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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