It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
