i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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