What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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