Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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