I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I didn't notice because vodka
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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