He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Terrible idea I love it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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