she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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