so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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