another moral hangover. fuck.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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