you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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