Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Congratulations! We have a period
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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