How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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