In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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