A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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