Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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