I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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