How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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