white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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