you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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