Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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