it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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