if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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