maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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