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if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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