Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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