I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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