I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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