Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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