Its about making memories worth repressing
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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