Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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