He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
