She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Alive.
So much puke
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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