and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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