you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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